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The yeath, fur I, too, hes made me a book, so ef enybody wants dish That I now is a durnder fool then I wer in them days, fur I now considers Takes eny ove my flesh ontu yer claws, ur my blood ontu yer bills, an' Read keerfully what happened to them afore yu Misfortinit pussons menshun'd inside yere - Passun Bullin, Dock Fabin, an S'pose they takes a noshun tu stick, skin, an' cut up this yere one.Д®f they is fond ove sicknin skeers, I advises em tu take holt tu onst Д«ut fust I begs tu refer em respectively tu the fate ove three 'Then thar's the book-butchers, orful on killin an' cuttin up, butД¬ud no more perjuce a book, than a bull-butcher cud perjuce a bull. Now, tu them I haint wun word tu say: they hesД«een preached to, an' prayed fur, now ni ontu two thousand yearsДЄn' I won't dart weeds whar thuty-two poun shot bounces back. Much ove a strain they'll be powerful keerful how an' whar they 'Then thar's sum hu haint much faith in thar repertashun standin Hurts yer eyes, don't yu ever look at a Dutch cheese. Now,ДЇur thar speshul well-bein herearter, I hes jis' this tu say: Ef yu ain'tДЇond ove the smell ove cracklins, stay outen the kitchin ef yu isДЇear'd ore smut, yu needn't climb the chimbley an' ef the moon Sit purfeckly quiet ontu the stumicks ove sum pussons - them hu hesДЄ holesum fear ove the devil, an' orter hev hit, by geminey. I dusn't 'speck this yere perduckshun will Usin ether men'sД«rains is es lawful es usin thar plunder, an' jis' es common, so IДon't keer much nohow. The fust case tho' on record by a durned site. Idear ove yu writin a perduckshun, an' me a-findin the brains. But I wer a-thinkin, ef I cud write mysef, Wif, the edicated wuns am the worst they breeds ni ontu all theДevilment a-gwine on. Then hits bes' es hit am, fur ove all the fools the worild hes tu contend 'Sumtimes, George, I wishes I cud read an' write, jis' a littil but Intu the publick's parlor, I reckon I kin du hit wifout durtyin my But ef a orthur mus' take off his shoes afore he goes The hogs, an' never tho't ove onst - them, nur the 'tarnil fool whatД¬ut em thar. Hit, the rine an' the cummandmints broke all tu pieces an' flung tu Ove a warter-million hits jist slashed open an' the inside et outen Ove hit - a littil like cuttin ove the Ten Cummandmints intu the rine Good sense? Smells tu me sorter like a durned humbug, the hole Out black clothes, an' yet what's the use ove either ove em, in pint ove More show hitsef in publick wifout hit, than a coffin-maker cud wif 'Well, ef I must, I must fur I s'pose the perducktion cud no 'You must have a preface, Sut your book will then be ready. In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States for the

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Humorous stories, American - Tennessee.

Frontier and pioneer life - Tennessee - Fiction.

Lovingood, Sut (Fictitious character) - Fiction.

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